Now showing: Adah, Head of SecurityFree admission. No refunds19 trails, 0 lanesGift shop open 24/7 (not really)Do not feed the Curator after 9 PMJosiah's 2:00 tour now 4 minutes longEveryone is crazy after taking the mask offAsk about our Land YachtVisitor parking: anywhere Adah allowsNow showing: Adah, Head of SecurityFree admission. No refunds19 trails, 0 lanesGift shop open 24/7 (not really)Do not feed the Curator after 9 PMJosiah's 2:00 tour now 4 minutes longEveryone is crazy after taking the mask offAsk about our Land YachtVisitor parking: anywhere Adah allows

Lobby / Hall III

Hall III. Natural history diorama, Shelby County division

The Hundred Acre Wood

100Acres on the sign
60Acres on the deed
40Acres of marketing

The Curator named every trail on the property, then gave several of them a highway designation, a boulevard, or a freeway. None of them have lanes. All of them have roots. Earlier surveys reported 27 trails. The official count is 19; the other eight were wishful thinking.

Tap a sign to drop a “You Are Here” pin

Audio Guide: Bob, Self-Appointed CuratorPlease note Feeder Freeway, our busiest interstate. Average daily traffic: one man, one Malinois, occasionally a confused deer.
Diorama. The Curator in his natural habitat, pointing at things.