Now showing: Adah, Head of SecurityFree admission. No refunds19 trails, 0 lanesGift shop open 24/7 (not really)Do not feed the Curator after 9 PMJosiah's 2:00 tour now 4 minutes longEveryone is crazy after taking the mask offAsk about our Land YachtVisitor parking: anywhere Adah allowsNow showing: Adah, Head of SecurityFree admission. No refunds19 trails, 0 lanesGift shop open 24/7 (not really)Do not feed the Curator after 9 PMJosiah's 2:00 tour now 4 minutes longEveryone is crazy after taking the mask offAsk about our Land YachtVisitor parking: anywhere Adah allows

Lobby / Hall I

Hall I. Permanent collection

The Founders

Portrait of Two Persons Who Have Been Married a While. Oil on canvas, attitude on everything.

Cat. no. KM-001

Robert W. “Bob” Kuehner

Title
Self-Appointed Curator. By day, Chief Servant & Storyteller at School For Amazing Kids.
Habitat
The Hundred Acre Wood, usually on a trail, usually with a dog ahead of him.
Known for
Apologizing fast. His boys called it his best spiritual gift, which tells you how much practice he has had.
Quirk
[FILL IN: Bob's signature quirk]

Cat. no. KM-002

Cynthia G. “Cindy” Kuehner

Title
Head Docent. Has heard every one of Bob’s stories and will tell you which parts are true.
Known for
[FILL IN: what everyone knows Cindy for]
Quirk
[FILL IN: Cindy's signature quirk]

Cat. no. KM-003. The Acquisition

How the collection began

Met
[FILL IN: how and where you met]
Married
[FILL IN: year]. Curators report no returns or exchanges.
Later works
A houseful of boys, now grown, and the grandkids, who think this museum should have a snack bar.
Audio Guide: Josiah, Junior DocentThese two founded the museum. I was hired later. I report that the cheese drawer remains under-exhibited.