Now showing: Adah, Head of SecurityFree admission. No refunds19 trails, 0 lanesGift shop open 24/7 (not really)Do not feed the Curator after 9 PMJosiah's 2:00 tour now 4 minutes longEveryone is crazy after taking the mask offAsk about our Land YachtVisitor parking: anywhere Adah allowsNow showing: Adah, Head of SecurityFree admission. No refunds19 trails, 0 lanesGift shop open 24/7 (not really)Do not feed the Curator after 9 PMJosiah's 2:00 tour now 4 minutes longEveryone is crazy after taking the mask offAsk about our Land YachtVisitor parking: anywhere Adah allows

Lobby / Hall IV

Hall IV. Roadside attraction, next exit

Vehicles & Voyages

Exhibit 4A. The Land Yacht.

See the Land Yacht!

2022 Tiffin Phaeton

Length
43 feet. Parallel parking: theoretical.
Clearance
13.5 feet. Every bridge is a conversation.
Diet
50-amp full hookups only. Very particular.
Range
3 to 5 hours a day, by order of the Head Docent.
Exhibit 4B. The Admiral and his crew of one.

Ride the Brown Eyed Girl!

2022 Glastron GX195

Captain
The Curator, self-promoted to Admiral.
Crew
The Head Docent, who knows where the life jackets are.
Fleet
Also a GMC Sierra Denali that tows things and a Jeep Wrangler that goes where the Denali won’t.
Annex
A South Florida outpost for when Alabama gets cold, which is three days a year.
Audio Guide: Cindy, Head DocentEvery trip has a route, a backup route, and a backup to the backup. I approve all three. Then we stop for ice cream.