Visitor motto, carved over the door at great expense: everyone is crazy after taking the mask off
The Kuehner Museum of Mild Chaos
Home of Bob and Cindy Kuehner, two dogs with job titles, nineteen named trails, and one mission statement we actually mean.
2Founders
2Dogs on payroll
19Trails with names
0Masks worn indoors
Founding Charter, Article I
We care for people, investing our lives into theirs for a return that pleases God.
Audio Guide: Cindy, Head DocentWelcome. Please keep your hands off the exhibits, especially the one named Bob.
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“Ask anyone and they’ll most likely say their family is crazy… That’s because everyone is crazy after taking the mask off. People are most themselves when not really trying to fit in, when either alone or around those already closest to them, and that is crazy.”Criss Jami. Adopted as house policy.
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